Diva Stomping Tip #3: Be Like Miss Piggy
Miss Piggy is THE queen of diva stomping. A muppet with enough sass and attitude to to make any bigoted viewer fatally overdose on her fierceness, she’s Beyonce, Bette Midler, and Whitney Houston all rolled into one minus the drug addiction. She doesn’t take shit from anyone, refuses to be anything but herself, and still remains loved by all. A true diva stomper should emulate Miss Piggy at all times.
Case in point. Look at the recent muppets movie (which was amazing by the way). Kermit went to France to try and get Miss Piggy to join the muppets. What did Miss Piggy? She diva stomped on Kermit’s face and refused to join until he apologized for leaving her when they were supposed to get married. True independent mama, just like the way I like em. Miss Piggy even diva stomped over a fake Miss Piggy. She cussed that wannabee out, punched in her the face, and sashayed away. Absolutely lovely. Anyone else here love Miss Piggy? Give the girl a shoutout! She deserves one!
